2.94sThis is an emergency.
4.9sAmy made Valentine's plans with some goon and I'm going to be stuck there lonely and miserable.
1.35sWill you be my date?
1.15sPlease?
1.6sYou're too late, Fry.
2.57sI'm sharing Valentine's Day with a very special man.
1.94sHe's not Zapp Brannigan or anything.
4.72sThen I have no choice but to do something so pitiful and embarrassing that I'm ashamed to tell you about it.