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2.82sWhy would anyone come to you for romantic help?
2.17sHey! Don't make me go upside your head.
1.75s
1.33sFry! Amy!
1.73sPut your pants back on.
1.33sI need a stapler!
0.93sStop. Stop.
6.12sIf you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad.
0.97sIt's working.
1.8sThey think we're making out.
1.75s
0.93sWait.
1.37sWhy aren't we making out?
1.02sI don't know.
1.41s
1.48s
1.68sOkay, Mr.--
2.72sSmith. Zapp Smith. Brannigan.
2.94sjust check off the things you're looking for in a love partner.
1.4sLet's see.
1.6sOh, yes.
1.57sYes, definitely.
1.48sMmm, I'd like some of that.
1.53sMmm.
3.25sI'll just have everything on the menu.
5.31sNow, to run it through our high-speed romance-alogical datafier.