1.53sI forgot to get a girlfriend again.
2.82sWell, since neither of us has a date why don't we--
2.72sYou just assume I can't get a Valentine's date?
2.1sShall we say 8:00?
2.93sHey, I'm taking my new car out for a spin to Mercury.
1sAnybody want to come?
1.67sYeah, okay. What's the weather like?
0.77sThe usual.
2.04sBoiling lead, oceans of lava.
1.72sSo what? Shorts?