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4.25sfrenetic dancing or good old-fashioned peewee football.
4.61sThere you go, Bart. Peewee football will melt away those unsightly pounds and inches.
3.25sYeah, but I could get seriously hurt. Then it's settled.
2.94sWe don't have to play football, do we, Daddy?
2.23sOh, you betcha.
4.27sTeam sports will keep you away from temptations like rock music and girls.
1.68sYea!
3.19sYou know, Milhouse, you are getting a little doughy.
3.17sAh, can't I just have the surgery?
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3.99sHe's gonna need, uh, you know, protection.
2.07sSure. One helmet coming up.
3.67sI was thinking more like protection for...
0.5sdown there.
2.4sOh. Why didn't you say so?