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4.5sResults from yesterday's health fair are in and the news is not good.
2.17sSpringfield is in terrible shape,
1.77sparticularly our young boys.
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3.74sHey, tubby, want another Pop-Tart, tubby?
1.83sI'm comfortable with who I am.
2.7sYou're a disgrace to this family.
3.74sIn this reporter's opinion, it's time for our lard-laden lads to shape up.
3.27sGet out and try fun activities like military service,
4.25sfrenetic dancing or good old-fashioned peewee football.
4.61sThere you go, Bart. Peewee football will melt away those unsightly pounds and inches.
3.25sYeah, but I could get seriously hurt. Then it's settled.
2.94sWe don't have to play football, do we, Daddy?