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1.97sThey didn't really burn her, did they?
2.17sOf course they didn't, honey.
3.77s"Just then, Sir Lancelot rode up on a white horse and saved Joan of Arc.
2.9sThey got married and lived in a spaceship. The end."
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3.09sWell, it's easier to chew than that Bambi video.
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4.69sOur next story is Hamlet, by William Shakespeare.
3.94sDad, these old stories can't compare with our modern superwriters.
2.12sSteven Bochco could kick Shakespeare's ass.
2.45sLook. This story's more interesting than you think.
2.3sIt starts with Hamlet's father getting murdered.
2.62sCool. Does he get to marry his mom?
2.52sI don't know, but that would be hot.
3.82s"Once upon a time, there was a young prince of Denmark."
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3.9sHamlet! Avenge me!
0.48sDad?
1.42sYes.
1.97sI have returned from the dead.
2.3sLooks like you've returned from the buffet.
2.47sWhy, you little-- D'oh!