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3.04sThis is the face that launched a thousand ships--
2.89sthe other way. Ha-ha! Ha, ha!
2.1sHoney, I'm home.
2.33sWell, look who the Fates dragged in.
2.64sOh, I'm sorry I was gone so long.
3.59sBut I'm gonna do something I haven't done for 20 years--
1.88stake out the trash.
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4.05sSweet Penelope, you're just as beautiful as you were when I left.
2.72sOh, I can't stay mad at you.
1.47sMmm-mmm!
2.94sAw!
2.48sBrave Odysseus, it's been 20 long years.
2.14sRegale me with tales of your adventures.
3.62sQuit suffocating me. I'm going to Moe's. Yeesh!
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3.05sOh. Here's a story of Joan of Arc.
2.82sOoh! Did you say Joan Van Ark?
1.65sNo, Mom. Joan of Arc.
2.8sIt's never Joan Van Ark.
5.5sThis one takes place in a make-believe kingdom called France.