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3.07sI was gonna read to him every day.
0.45sWhat happened?
1.49sStuff kept coming up.
2.39sMostly car related. Piece of crap.
1.75sWhy don't you read to us now?
2.37sI decide who reads and when.
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1.93sHow about now? Hmm.
1.93sHomer's Odyssey.
2.27sIs this about that minivan I rented once?
2.74sNo, Dad. It's an epic tale from ancient Greece.
3.34sThat minivan had the biggest cup holders.
4.32sAnd change slots for every coin, from penny to quarter.
3.4sDad, I loved it, too, but it was seven years ago.
1.5sFine.
2.67s"It was the end of the Trojan War.
2.7s"Clever Odysseus had come up with a plan...
3.07sto destroy the Trojans once and for all."
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1.37sHi, Odiddily-ysseus!
1.67sStupid king of Troy.
2.1sI think I speak for all the Greeks...
3.27swhen I say this war has gone on for too long.