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2.55sBlood in the Bronco, the cuts on his hands,
2.08sthose Jay Leno monologues.
2.74sOh, my God! He did it!
2.35sHere's the book.
2.37s"Classics for Children"?
2.7sOh, yeah. I checked that out when Bart was born.
3.07sI was gonna read to him every day.
0.45sWhat happened?
1.49sStuff kept coming up.
2.39sMostly car related. Piece of crap.
1.75sWhy don't you read to us now?
2.37sI decide who reads and when.
1.74s
1.93sHow about now? Hmm.
1.93sHomer's Odyssey.
2.27sIs this about that minivan I rented once?
2.74sNo, Dad. It's an epic tale from ancient Greece.
3.34sThat minivan had the biggest cup holders.
4.32sAnd change slots for every coin, from penny to quarter.