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3.4sIt's a tool, like a butcher knife or a harpoon...
2.82sor, uh, an alligator.
2.77sYou just need more education on the subject.
3.04sTell you what. You come with me to an N.R.A. meeting,
4.67sand if you still don't think guns are great, we'll argue some more.
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3.04sAssault weapons have gotten a lot of bad press lately,
1.83sbut they're manufactured for a reason--
2.74sto take out today's modern super animals,
4ssuch as the flying squirrel and the electric eel.
0.53sLearning something, Marge?
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2.97sUh, hi. I'm Moe S.
1.4sHi, Moe!
2.2sYeah, so last night, I was closing up the bar...
2.94swhen some young punk comes in and tries to stick me up.
2.72sWhatever did you do, Moe?