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3.54sHomer, we need something to protect this family.
2.95sI couldn't agree more, Marjorie. You deserve peace of mind,
3.34sand peace of mind is what you shall have.
2.05sI'd like to buy your deadliest gun, please.
2.65sAisle 6, next to the sympathy cards.
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2.24sHmm. Mm-hmm.
1.95s- Mmm! - Whoa!
3.39sCareful there, Annie Oakley. I don't have to be careful. I got a gun.
1.93sWell, you'll probably want the accessory kit.
0.67sHolster.
1.02sOh, yeah.
1.5sBandolier. Baby.
1.62s- Silencer. - Mm-hmm.
1.47sLoudener. Oh!
2.12s- Speed-Cocker. - Ooh! I like the sound of that.
2.7sAnd this is for shooting down police helicopters.
3.27sOh, I don't need anything like that... yet.
4.6sjust give me my gun. Sorry. The law requires a five-day waiting period.
2.1sWe've got to run a background check.
2.52sFive days? But I'm mad now!
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1.97sI'd kill you if I had my gun!
1.93sYeah, well, you don't.
4.34sLousy big shot. Thinks he's so big 'cause he's got a lot of guns.
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