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2.13sWhat do you recommend?
3.3sWell, a lot of companies would put in a pretty system that looks good...
2.17sbut doesn't provide any real protection.
0.43sOh, let's get that!
2.32sBut if you really wanna sleep easy at night,
3.2sI recommend sealing off every door and window with bulletproof Lucite.
1.75sWouldn't we all suffocate?
0.67sWell, I should hope not.
2.94sLet's get that, the suffocation thing.
2.17sAnd you can have it all for just $500.
3.49s$500? Aw, forget it.
2.97sBut surely you can't put a price on your family's lives.
2.44sI wouldn't have thought so either, but here we are.
3.54sHomer, we need something to protect this family.
2.95sI couldn't agree more, Marjorie. You deserve peace of mind,
3.34sand peace of mind is what you shall have.
2.05sI'd like to buy your deadliest gun, please.
2.65sAisle 6, next to the sympathy cards.