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4.44s- Your membership card please, Homer. - Oh!
2.58sI'll also need to remove your tattoo.
0.42sI didn't get one yet.
1.7sRats.
2.17sNow, since you're no longer a member,
2.27splease go outside until the meeting is over.
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3.54sHey, we got a pool! Can we go swimming, Mom?
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2.65sMmm, not right now, dear.
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2.2sWow! The TV's coin-operated.
3.92sAnd so is the Bible!
1.97sI'd like to order a wake-up call, please.
3.42s3:00 a.m. Uh, for every room except this one.
1.99sThat's right. Good night.
3.49sAlways love trying out new material on the road.
2.7sNo way are you gonna beat me this time, Lise.
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