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2.05sMissed one, Dad.
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3.89sSee you in hell, dinner plate.
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2.67sDoes anyone know where all my dinner plates went?
0.5sUm--
2.17sYou probably left 'em at work.
6.14sOn another topic, guess who was picked to host the next N.R.A. get-together?
5sHomer, I told you this morning, no guns at the dinner table. You said the breakfast table.
2sIt's the same table!
5.44sListen, if it'll make you feel any better, I'll put the safety on.
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2.22sWhoops! Guess it was already on.
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3.92sUh, I'd better just put it down.
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2.72sNo offense, Mom, but that was pretty cool.
5.96sHomer, I think you'd agree that I've put up with a lot in this marriage.