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0.65sI've got a surprise for you.
3.82sMmm!
3.07sOkay, open your eyes.
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3sIt's a handgun. Isn't it great?
3.22sThis is the trigger, and this is the thing you point at whatever you want to die.
3.94sHomer, I don't want guns in my house!
2.89sDon't you remember when Maggie shot Mr. Burns?
0.4sI thought Smithers did it.
1.97sThat would have made a lot more sense.
3.7sDad, can I borrow the gun tomorrow? I wanna scare that old security guard at the bank.
0.47sOnly if you clean your room.
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2.4sNo! No one's using this gun.
5.29sThe TV said you're 58% more likely to shoot a family member than an intruder.
2.67sTV said that?
2.6sBut I have to have a gun. It's in the Constitution.
3.2sDad, the Second Amendment is just a remnant from revolutionary days.