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2.17sAnd you can have it all for just $500.
3.49s$500? Aw, forget it.
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2.97sBut surely you can't put a price on your family's lives.
2.44sI wouldn't have thought so either, but here we are.
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3.54sHomer, we need something to protect this family.
2.95sI couldn't agree more, Marjorie. You deserve peace of mind,
3.34sand peace of mind is what you shall have.
2.05sI'd like to buy your deadliest gun, please.
2.65sAisle 6, next to the sympathy cards.
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2.24sHmm. Mm-hmm.
1.95s- Mmm!
- Whoa!
3.39sCareful there, Annie Oakley. I don't have to be careful. I got a gun.
1.93sWell, you'll probably want the accessory kit.
0.67sHolster.
1.02sOh, yeah.
1.5sBandolier. Baby.
1.62s- Silencer.
- Mm-hmm.
1.47sLoudener. Oh!
2.12s- Speed-Cocker.
- Ooh! I like the sound of that.
2.7sAnd this is for shooting down police helicopters.
3.27sOh, I don't need anything like that... yet.