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0.4sI thought Smithers did it.
1.97sThat would have made a lot more sense.
3.7sDad, can I borrow the gun tomorrow? I wanna scare that old security guard at the bank.
0.47sOnly if you clean your room.
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2.4sNo! No one's using this gun.
5.29sThe TV said you're 58% more likely to shoot a family member than an intruder.
2.67sTV said that?
2.6sBut I have to have a gun. It's in the Constitution.
3.2sDad, the Second Amendment is just a remnant from revolutionary days.
2.1sIt has no meaning today.
2.69sYou couldn't be more wrong, Lisa.
2.42sIf I didn't have this gun, the king of England...
3.82scould just walk in here anytime he wants and start shoving you around.
1.92sDo you want that? Huh?
1.93s- Do you?
- No.
3.89sAll right, then. I'm sorry, Homer. No weapons.
2.85sA gun is not a weapon, Marge!
3.4sIt's a tool, like a butcher knife or a harpoon...
2.82sor, uh, an alligator.
2.77sYou just need more education on the subject.
3.04sTell you what. You come with me to an N.R.A. meeting,