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2.74sto take out today's modern super animals,
4ssuch as the flying squirrel and the electric eel.
0.53sLearning something, Marge?
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2.97sUh, hi. I'm Moe S.
1.4sHi, Moe!
2.2sYeah, so last night, I was closing up the bar...
2.94swhen some young punk comes in and tries to stick me up.
2.72sWhatever did you do, Moe?
2.34sWell, it could've been a real ugly situation,
3.24sbut I managed to shoot him in the spine.
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3.59sYeah, I guess the next place he robs better have a ramp.
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1.93sHi. I'm Homer S.
2.07sHi, Homer! Hi.
3.95sIt seems to me if a gun can protect something as important as a bar,
1.97sit's good enough to protect my family.
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2.15sSo if you'll have me, I would like to become...
3.54sa lifetime member of your wonderful organization.
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3.15sHomer, you can't join up with these gun nuts.