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2.13swhen I was confronted by A gang of toughs...
4.15sacting on behalf of one Bart Simpson... or so they said.
2.04sWe really think there's promise in the boy.
2.94s- Get out!
- Okay, okay. You don't have to yell.
3.24sTo get my mind off that ugly confrontation, I went home...
2.69sand began bundling my old newspapers.
2.94sBut Suddenly the pile fell. I was trapped.
2.34sLet this be a lesson to recycle frequently.
3.59sFor the next week, I stayed alive by eating my mother's preserves ...
3.62sand maintained my sanity by dribbling a nearby basketball with my one free hand.
2.74sI made a game of it-- seeing how many times...
3.1sI could bounce the ball, then breaking that record.
2.73sOccasionally the police arrived to search my home.
2.72sFind anything this time, boys? No sign of him, chief.
1.37sPrincess Opal?
1.1sI see nothing here.
2.95sBut I'm afraid it's splitsville for Delta Burke and Major Dad.
1.72sThey seemed so happy.
3.01sI shouted until I was hoarse, but they couldn't hear me.
2.15sI'm in here!
2.47sWell, let's go. Okay, Chief.