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1.6sThanks.
2.94sUh, say, are you guys crooks?
3.87sBart, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread...
2.53s- to feed your starving family?
- No.
4.34sSuppose you've got a large family. is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread?
1.02sUh-uh.
2.84sAnd what if your family don't like bread?
1.6sThey like... cigarettes.
1.22sI guess that's okay.
2.3sNow, what if instead of giving them away,
3.72syou sold them at a price that was practically giving them away?
2.22sWould that be a crime, Bart?
1.75sHell, no.
1.3sEnjoy your gift.
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2.17s"Su-poib."
2.68sThose fingers through my hair
9.81sthat sly come-hither stare that strips my conscience bare it's witchcraft Give me three fingers of milk, Ma.
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