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3.34sLucky there's a man who'll positively tell you
1.93sall the things that make us
1.33slaugh 'n' cry
4.8sHe's a family guy
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1.97sDad, can you help me with my math?
2.17sMr. Shackleford says if I don't learn it,
2.72sI won't be able to function in the real world.
3.4sOk, now What you gotta do is go down the road past the old Johnson place.
3.15sAnd You're gonna find 2 roads, one parallel and one perpendicular.
4.34sNow Keep going until you come to a highway that bisects it at a 45 degree angle.
1.6sSolve for "x."
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1.75sMath. ha!
1.18sMath, my dear boy,
2.65sis nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.
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1.53sHello, sir.
1.6sEnough with the foreplay, sailor, What are you selling?
3.54sWell, I was gonna try to sell you some "handsome cream,"
2.74sbut I can see you already bought out the store!
1.03sGo on.
3.77sSo Perhaps you'd be interested in something every homeowner cannot be without,
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