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0.97sI mean it this time.
1.2sI do, too!
2.07sPeter, That was our emergency money,
3.1sand your daughter just so happens to need a new pair of glasses.
2.2sLois, no one really needs glasses.
1.22sYou wear glasses.
3.1sThat's only to fool the man from the draft board.
2.69sI can't believe you squandered that money!
3.65sI swear, sometimes I feel like I'm married to a child.
4.2sWhat can I say about my beautiful bride except milk, milk, lemonade.
1.77sAround the corner, fudge is made!
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2.28sYou better watch who you're calling a child, Lois,
3.07sbecause if I'm a child, then you know what that makes you? a pedophile!
3.3sI'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert!
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1.18sCan you believe it, Cleveland?
1.5sLois thinks I'm bad with money.
1.77sShe's got a point, Peter.
4.05sYou're the white version of a black guy who's not good with his money.
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