2.62sSo, Bar mitzvahs are travesties, huh?
3.3sNo, my son getting bar mitzvahed is a travesty.
2.34sHe's doing it for all the wrong reasons.
2.22sWell, look-a-here, Hershel.
2.94sWe got us one of them self-hating Jews.
4.17sNothing I hate worse than a Jew who doesn't appreciate her own rich heritage.
1.93sCome on, Mordecai. Let's get her!