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1.3sI don't have that kind of money!
2.2sWhat about that jar of money?
1.8sNo way! That's Lois' rainy day fund.
2.87sAh, Come on, it never rains in Rhode Island.
3.02sWell, Yeah, but I'm pretty sure we've never had a volcano either.
3sWell, don't you think we're overdue for one?
1.83sTouche, salesman.
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1.05sahh!
1.4sWhat the hell are you doing?
1.57sWatching you sleep, cutie pie.
2.59sWhy you sick, sick little moo cow.
1.65sWell, you shall watch no more!
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1.03sStewie!
1.15sMy glasses!
1.64sI can't see a thing without my glasses!
1.8sWhy won't you let me get laser surgery?
1.67sBecause I just don't think it's safe.
4.27sOk, I just need to make a quick incision here and we should be all done, Mrs. Wilson.
1.3sLuke, use the force.
1.55sReally? Cause I was just gonna make--
1.07sLuke, use the force.
1.03sOk!
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0.97sAre you happy?
1.75sI've never been happy.