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4.67sOh, Chris, in a few minutes, you'll become a smart, successful Jewish man.
3sI could make a foreskin joke right now, but this is a solemn occasion.
3.17sAnd Besides, there'll be plenty of time for that on the ride back.
1.87sOh, I got so many of them, too!
2.54sI--I know. i know. shh. But later!
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1.65sChris!
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1.1sChris!
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2.09sStop this travesty right now!
2.62sSo, Bar mitzvahs are travesties, huh?
3.3sNo, my son getting bar mitzvahed is a travesty.
2.34sHe's doing it for all the wrong reasons.
2.22sWell, look-a-here, Hershel.
2.94sWe got us one of them self-hating Jews.
4.17sNothing I hate worse than a Jew who doesn't appreciate her own rich heritage.
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