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2.27sJeez, Cleveland. There's "edgy" and there's "offensive."
1.33sGood day, sir!
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3.89sMother, you know how I hate asking for money, but...
2.74sMother, Peter's an excellent provider.
3.92sNo, Mother, I do not think I'd be better off married to a chimp.
3.5sI don't care how well that chimp across the street is doing.
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1.23sReally?
1.78sWell, yeah, ok.
2.8sI guess you can tell him I said hi.
1.73sB-But don't make me sound desperate!
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4.67sI gotta get a Greenstein or a Rosenblat of my very own.
4.9sNothing else has worked so far
5.34sSo I'll wish upon a star
5.04sWondrous dancing speck of light
4.37sI need a Jew
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