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3.14sLifetime, television for idiots.
2.99sPeter, did you take the money from the family jar?
1.6sWho, me? Yes, me.
1.65sCouldn't be. Then who?
0.9sYeah, I did it.
1.63sI bought us volcano insurance.
2.65sVolcano insurance? That's ridiculous.
3.79sOh, That's the same thing you said when you talked me out of getting that cloud insurance.
4.19sLook at them up there just plotting, picking their moment.
1.28sSo, Bill.
1.43sWe attack tomorrow.
1.77sYes, tomorrow.
1.64s
0.97sI mean it this time.
1.2sI do, too!
2.07sPeter, That was our emergency money,
3.1sand your daughter just so happens to need a new pair of glasses.
2.2sLois, no one really needs glasses.
1.22sYou wear glasses.
3.1sThat's only to fool the man from the draft board.
2.69sI can't believe you squandered that money!
3.65sI swear, sometimes I feel like I'm married to a child.
4.2sWhat can I say about my beautiful bride except milk, milk, lemonade.
1.77sAround the corner, fudge is made!
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