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1.65sChris!
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2.09sStop this travesty right now!
2.62sSo, Bar mitzvahs are travesties, huh?
3.3sNo, my son getting bar mitzvahed is a travesty.
2.34sHe's doing it for all the wrong reasons.
2.22sWell, look-a-here, Hershel.
2.94sWe got us one of them self-hating Jews.
4.17sNothing I hate worse than a Jew who doesn't appreciate her own rich heritage.
1.93sCome on, Mordecai. Let's get her!
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1.63sI'm sorry, Lois.
2.97sI just wanted our son to be Jewish so he'd be smarter.
3.24sThen maybe his wife wouldn't be sorry she didn't marry the chimp next door.