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1.53sHello, sir.
1.6sEnough with the foreplay, sailor, What are you selling?
3.54sWell, I was gonna try to sell you some "handsome cream,"
2.74sbut I can see you already bought out the store!
1.03sGo on.
3.77sSo Perhaps you'd be interested in something every homeowner cannot be without,
1.83sVolcano insurance!
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1.2sGo on.
1.03sAccording to my uncle,
1.97swho's a real whiz with volcanoes,
2.55sa volcano is coming this way!
1.5shmm.
2.2sI, too, have an uncle.
1.58sCome in.
1.42sHow much is this volcano insurance?
1.28sUh, i-i don't know.
1.45sUh, Let's say, $200.
2.89s$200? That's more than I spent on all that handsome cream.
1.3sI don't have that kind of money!
2.2sWhat about that jar of money?
1.8sNo way! That's Lois' rainy day fund.
2.87sAh, Come on, it never rains in Rhode Island.