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1.53sHow the hell did you know I'm an accountant?
2.54sHello! Max Weinstein?
1.27s
1.77sLook, I'll do what I can,
1.92sbut I don't know why you think I can get your money back.
0.9sM-m-max, Max, Max,
2.04slet's not deny our heritages.
1.75sYou're Jewish, you're good with money.
1.18sI'm Irish, I drink,
2.57sand I ban homosexuals from marching in my parade.
1.43sNow Help me get my money back.
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2.09s
1.47sOh, It's you.
0.54s
1.03sUm,
2.07sI'm not in right now.
2.17sPlease leave a message. Beep!
2.07sMan, I hate these things.
1.8sUh, yeah, Hi, this is Peter Griffin.
1.7sUh, I'm sorry I missed you, uh--
1.2sPeter, Play with this.
1.87sLook Sir, I have reviewed this contract,
1.74sand it offers no coverage at all.
1.55sIt just says "volcano insurance"
1.5sover and over again,
1.87sand down here in small print it says,
1.63s"He's signing it. He's signing it.
1.27s"I can't believe it."
1.25sSo?
2.07sSo just Refund this man's money and we'll be on our way.
1.58sI don't have your money!
1.77sHow about that money?
2.57sNo way! That's Lois' rainy day fund!
1.3sOh, Damn it!