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8.74sThere's gotta be someplace in America where you can take a solemn spiritual ceremony that begins a lifetime commitment and blow through it in about 20 minutes.
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1.55sAll right, Dad!
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2.28sSo, how do I look in my new glasses?
1.53sHmm, How shall I put this?
3.1sIn an attic somewhere there's a portrait of you getting prettier.
2.08sWow, someone needs a nap.
2.15sAfter lunch it's straight to bed, Stewie.
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2.5sThis isn't the first time my wit has gone unappreciated.
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