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3.2sWhat? You want me to just walk out there, straight into the woods?
3.94sPeter, if you don't, the only other option is we sit here and wait to die.
2.57s(SIGHS) All right, I'll do it.
3.04sIf I just keep walking, I gotta hit civilization at some point, right?
1.8s- Thanks, Peter. - Yeah.
1.4sAnd good luck.
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2.2sListen, in case I die out there,
2.13sI need you guys to know something.
2.94sI've been fake brushing my teeth for the last 20 years.
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1sUh-oh.
1.07sWhat?
1.77sWell, I hate to ask you this, Quagmire,
1.73sbut do you know how to change a diaper?
1.6sYeah, of course I know how to change a diaper.
2sI saw Mr. Mom four times.
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3.57s(LAUGHING) That's not how you dry a baby.
2.74sHe has to do it 'cause his wife has the job.
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