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1.93sAll right, Bradley, here's your question.
2.74sWhat is the atomic weight of nitrogen?
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2.77sGet him, guys! Stab him in the butt!
1.73sOkay, bye, you guys. I'm leaving now.
2.64sPeter, tell me again why you're going to Montreal?
4.24sHey, do I give you the third degree every time you go for one of those luxurious mammograms?
1.63sDad, why can't we all go?
2.94sBecause somebody's got to stay here and round up all these rattlesnakes.
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2.54s(ALL GASP) Bye.
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1.98sHey, guys. Check it out. What do you think?
2.94sA private plane? How'd you swing that, Quagmire?
4.32sWell, let's just say I walked in on John Travolta with not Kelly Preston.
2.97sOh, my God, this plane is awesome, Quagmire.
1.4sHey, who's that?
1.33sThat's J. Private Planington.
1.43sHe invented private planes.
2.37sHe was also the world's foremost squid hunter.
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