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2.07sSo you guys are gonna have to lie about where we're going.
2.4s- Okay, sure. - Yeah, no problem. I'm a great liar.
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3.19sOkay, we're good this way. Is it clear in your direction?
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1.9sANNOUNCER ON TV: We now return to Stabbed in the Butt,
2.24sthe only game show where if you get the answer wrong,
1.37syou get stabbed in the butt.
1.93sAll right, Bradley, here's your question.
2.74sWhat is the atomic weight of nitrogen?
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2.77sGet him, guys! Stab him in the butt!
1.73sOkay, bye, you guys. I'm leaving now.
2.64sPeter, tell me again why you're going to Montreal?
4.24sHey, do I give you the third degree every time you go for one of those luxurious mammograms?
1.63sDad, why can't we all go?
2.94sBecause somebody's got to stay here and round up all these rattlesnakes.
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2.54s(ALL GASP) Bye.
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1.98sHey, guys. Check it out. What do you think?
2.94sA private plane? How'd you swing that, Quagmire?
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