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8.63sIn Canadian nudie bars You can touch and squeeze 'em They don't even care Would they even dye their pubes to match my hair?
3.47sUh-huh Color me there Do like me, say "Oui-Oui"
1.93sAnd tell them you're a friend of Bill Maher's
1.9sThat's how you'll get to watch them pee
1.97sIn Canadian nudie bars
1.13sAh-ha-ha
1sHo-ho-ho
1.6sHa-ha-ha-ha Ohh
2.2sA guy can get his hockey pucked
1.38sIn Canadian nudie bars
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2.3sWow, that sounds amazing. It is.
4.24sAnd the best thing about Montreal strip clubs is you're never the most pathetic guy in the bar.
1.32sIf you weigh 300 pounds,
3.07sthey'll hire a guy to sit next to you who weighs 350 pounds.
1.4sAnd if you're a paraplegic?
1.3sThey'll have a quadriplegic.
1.53sOr a bag of rocks with a bow tie.
1.8sThat sounds incredible. We got to go.
1.97sYeah, will you take us, Quagmire? Please?