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1.44sHello, neighbors.
1.68sJoe, you can walk.
2.72sHow do you do? I'm Stan Smith. Please, come in.
2.44s
2.68sI'm so glad everyone could make it.
1.2sStan, I need $50.
3.24sThey're selling a biopsy of Celine Dion's uterus on eBay.
1.57sWhat the hell kind of dog is that?
2.4sI was going to ask the same thing.
1.68sThat's our alien, Roger.
2.17sHe lives in our attic, but nobody can know.
2.3sAnd don't tell anybody about our attic.
1.28s(CELL PHONE RINGS) Hello?
2.3sHey, Quagmire. Hey, you're not gonna believe this.
2.57sI'm over here with Joe, and he's got a space alien.
0.87s(GUN FIRING)
1.67s(ALL SCREAM)
1.27s(WHIMPERING)
2.7s
3.04sPeter, wake up. You're having a nightmare.
1.07sLois.
2.07sThank God, it was just a dream.
3.8sHey. Lois, what's that fat man doing in our bed?