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1.35sNerds.
1.83sNo, I just read the back, where it's printed in French.
1.13sYou speak French?
1.7sSure, they love me in France.
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1.9s- Oh, Quagmire!
- Shh! Quagmire!
1.63sSilence! C'est Quagmire.
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1.45s(CROWD LAUGHING)
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0.97sQuagmire.
1.07sAh, Quagmire.
2.84sQuagmire, don't fall near the mouse trap.
2.99sYeah, and French also comes in handy when I have layovers in Montreal.
1.4sThat place is the best.
1.45sI always wanted to go to Canada,
2.22sbut then South Park went, so we couldn't go.
1.43sMan, you guys should come with me sometime.
2.24sMontreal has the best strip clubs in the world.
1.88sThey do? Yeah, they're unbelievable.
1.67sThe girls up in Canada are gorgeous.
2.94sAnd they all play ice hockey, so they lose their teeth by age 10.
1.05sWow.
4.92sIn fact, I'd even go so far as to say that a Canadian strip club is the most magical place in the world.
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1.72sNip nip here, nip nip there
1.83sAnd a bevy of porno stars