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2.3sWow, that sounds amazing. It is.
4.24sAnd the best thing about Montreal strip clubs is you're never the most pathetic guy in the bar.
1.32sIf you weigh 300 pounds,
3.07sthey'll hire a guy to sit next to you who weighs 350 pounds.
1.4sAnd if you're a paraplegic?
1.3sThey'll have a quadriplegic.
1.53sOr a bag of rocks with a bow tie.
1.8sThat sounds incredible. We got to go.
1.97sYeah, will you take us, Quagmire? Please?
1.17sAll right, let's do it!
3.17sBut I don't want to get any crap from your wives about me taking you to a strip joint.
2.07sSo you guys are gonna have to lie about where we're going.
2.4s- Okay, sure.
- Yeah, no problem. I'm a great liar.
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3.19sOkay, we're good this way. Is it clear in your direction?
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1sYep.
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1.9sANNOUNCER ON TV: We now return to Stabbed in the Butt,
2.24sthe only game show where if you get the answer wrong,
1.37syou get stabbed in the butt.
1.93sAll right, Bradley, here's your question.
2.74sWhat is the atomic weight of nitrogen?