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2.94sI've been fake brushing my teeth for the last 20 years.
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1sUh-oh.
1.07sWhat?
1.77sWell, I hate to ask you this, Quagmire,
1.73sbut do you know how to change a diaper?
1.6sYeah, of course I know how to change a diaper.
2sI saw Mr. Mom four times.
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3.57s(LAUGHING) That's not how you dry a baby.
2.74sHe has to do it 'cause his wife has the job.
1.94sBut motherhood's a job.
2.07sMotherhood's a job too, though.
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1.07sMorning.
1.5sWhat the hell! Where'd you come from?
2.53sYeah, what are you doing out here in the middle of nowhere?
2.8sMiddle of nowhere? No, I live right over there.
3.67sWhat? A plane crashes in your backyard, and you don't say anything?
1.47sThis is Canada, eh.
2.34sI thought it might be rude to intrude on your plane crash.
2.37sWell, this is great news! We're saved!
1.3sYes, I suppose so.