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1sUh-oh.
1.07sWhat?
1.77sWell, I hate to ask you this, Quagmire,
1.73sbut do you know how to change a diaper?
1.6sYeah, of course I know how to change a diaper.
2sI saw Mr. Mom four times.
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3.57s(LAUGHING) That's not how you dry a baby.
2.74sHe has to do it 'cause his wife has the job.
1.94sBut motherhood's a job.
2.07sMotherhood's a job too, though.
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1.07sMorning.
1.5sWhat the hell! Where'd you come from?
2.53sYeah, what are you doing out here in the middle of nowhere?
2.8sMiddle of nowhere? No, I live right over there.
3.67sWhat? A plane crashes in your backyard, and you don't say anything?