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3.27sBack in the 1980s, I was the toast of Wall Street.
3.32sI was havin' whiskey with Boesky and cookies with Milken.
3.72sBut then, I was diagnosed with terminal bone-itis.
2.22sThat's a funny name for a horrible disease.
1.78sThere was no cure at the time.
2.27sOne drug company was close, but I arranged...
2.53sa hostile takeover and sold off all the assets.
4.25sMade a cool hundred mil.
2.63sNaturally, I froze myself until a cure was found.
3.34sAnd now here I am, ready to sleaze my way back to the top...
3.75sAs a caveman frozen in a glacier, I faced different challenges.
4.04sThe hardest thing was seeing my wife on display in the British Museum.
2.12sHey, buddy, I'm from the same time as you.
2.57s- Remember that song, "Safety Dance"?
- Sure do.
1.9sWe can dance dun-dun, dun-dun