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3.7sLet Mom buy the company! We all want to be filthy, stinking rich!
2.09sTrust me. Two out of three doesn't cut it.
3.29sYou mean, you'd rather be rich than work together?
0.44sHell yeah!
2.56sIn my whole life,
3sthis company was the only place I ever really felt at home.
2.8sBut if being millionaires is more important to you than our--
4.47sIt is! friendship, then I'll sell Planet Express... for you.
0.58s
2.49sMillionaires, nothing!
2.4sThe stock's only worth three kajiggers!
0.49sAh, come on!
1.24sDagnabbit!
3.32sMy jah! It's worth less now than when it was worthless!
2.23sIt is? Yahoo!
3sWe're poor no matter what I do! The deal is off!
0.41s
2.16s
3.89sAh-ha! Once again, the conservative sandwich-heavy portfolio...
2.17spays off for the hungry investor!
2.47s
3.34sOh, I'm ruined!
2.64sWhy? Why?