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2.13sAnd also, it hurt my feelings!
2.23sWhat are you solids griping about?
3.3sYour shares are worth $107 apiece.
2.74sThey are? Oh, my God! I'm a millionaire!
2.6sSuddenly, I have an opinion about the capital gains tax!
2.2sYeah! All right! I'm even richer!
2.67sI have no shares!
3.92sWait! My sandwich!
2.62sHas it also appreciated in value? Please, oh, please!
2.65sYou didn't even refrigerate it, you spineless lobster!
2.74sYou had to drag spines into this!
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2.53sAs vice chairman of Planet Express, I'd like to say a few words.
3.6sThere comes a time for every man who becomes rich and deserts his friends,
1.94swhen he goes back how it was.
2.04sFor me, that time is now.
3.84sSo I ask you, as a friend-- Won't you stop this deal?
3.09sFry, I'm an '80s guy. Friendship to me means that for two bucks...