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2.8sBut if being millionaires is more important to you than our--
4.47sIt is! friendship, then I'll sell Planet Express... for you.
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2.49sMillionaires, nothing!
2.4sThe stock's only worth three kajiggers!
0.49sAh, come on!
1.24sDagnabbit!
3.32sMy jah! It's worth less now than when it was worthless!
2.23sIt is? Yahoo!
3sWe're poor no matter what I do! The deal is off!
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3.89sAh-ha! Once again, the conservative sandwich-heavy portfolio...
2.17spays off for the hungry investor!
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3.34sOh, I'm ruined!
2.64sWhy? Why?