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1.97sYou're even covering your mouth when you burp.
1.57sJust like the pope.
4.42s(BURPS) Being unselfish is a natural high like hiking or paint thinner.
3.39sAnd here's another act of Christian charity I pulled out of my butt.
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3.04sI built a skating rink for the whole town!
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1.07s(GROANS)
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2sActivate cloaking device!
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2.93sOh, I'm so depressed. Engage candy bar.
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1.17sThank you.
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2.49sHere come sandwiches Here come sandwiches
2.39sright down Boozy Bum Lane
2.79sBrother Ned's got cheese on bread
3.54sand a side order of shame. Bells...