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2.77sDaddy, are you jealous of Brother Homer?
2.13sMaybe just a tad, Todd.
3.04sI'm jealous of girls because they get to wear dresses.
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2sOne problem at a time, boy.
1.92sHomie, I'm so proud.
2sYou changed more than I could've imagined.
1.97sYou're even covering your mouth when you burp.
1.57sJust like the pope.
4.42s(BURPS) Being unselfish is a natural high like hiking or paint thinner.
3.39sAnd here's another act of Christian charity I pulled out of my butt.
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3.04sI built a skating rink for the whole town!
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1.07s(GROANS)
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2sActivate cloaking device!
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2.93sOh, I'm so depressed. Engage candy bar.
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