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1.17s
1.13sCome on.
4.17s
1.97sWhy don't you just take my blood?
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1.44s
1.4sYes, I'm old.
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1.35sOh, very nice, Ned.
3.14sBut I'm afraid you're a distant second this week.
2.25sI'm not looking for glory or wealth.
3.17sI'm just buying that stairway to heaven Jesus sang of.
1.58sThat was Led Zeppelin.
2.14sGet back to your bong, hippie.
1.12s(CHUCKLES)
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2.77sDaddy, are you jealous of Brother Homer?
2.13sMaybe just a tad, Todd.
3.04sI'm jealous of girls because they get to wear dresses.
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2sOne problem at a time, boy.
1.92sHomie, I'm so proud.
2sYou changed more than I could've imagined.
1.97sYou're even covering your mouth when you burp.