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5.66s
2.24sI thought we had enough money for a good tree.
2.4sHomer, is there something you're not telling us?
2.64sASTROLABE: It is 6:31 p.m. in Montreal.
1.37sThe moon is waxing tonight.
0.82sWhat's that?
1.3sUh... Woo-hoo!
2.03sMaggie's talking!
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2.02s
1.6sHmm...
3.72sYou wasted our money on something extravagant for yourself!
1.72sThere's a trickledown theory here.
2.94sIf I'm happy, I'm less abusive to the rest of you.
2.63sNo, Dad. This time you were just plain selfish.
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1.33sASTROLABE: I am not returnable.
4.67s(SOBBING) I will be testing my smoke alarm for the next three hours.
1.1s(ALARM BLARING)
1.33s(SOBBING)
2.57s
3.34sThis is sadder than Tuesdays with Morrie.
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2.12sCome on, Marge. I'm not the only selfish person.
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