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2.14sIt's time for your Christmas "bon-i."
2.77sEveryone gets a five-dollar cafeteria voucher.
5.34s(ALL MOANING) And for your boy, a confectioner's card featuring a current baseballer.
1.9sIt's that rookie from the New York Nine.
0.63sHOMER: Joe DiMaggio?
1.25sYes.
2.87sIt seems they've started letting ethnics into the big leagues.
1.75sOh, look! It's Kathy!
1.53sHow are things in Personnel?
1.47sExcellent.
1.22s
1.78sI need money for Christmas.
3.24sCan I get anything for this Joe DiMaggio baseball card?
1.5sIt's kind of old.
6.46sI'm sorry. But I'm afraid your card is only worth everything I've got! Everything!
1.48sTake it!
1.38sOh, no!
3.27sI've smudged it with nacho fingers. I must deftly lick it off.