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1.9s(SCREAMS) All right, everyone.
2.14sIt's time for your Christmas "bon-i."
2.77sEveryone gets a five-dollar cafeteria voucher.
5.34s(ALL MOANING) And for your boy, a confectioner's card featuring a current baseballer.
1.9sIt's that rookie from the New York Nine.
0.63sHOMER: Joe DiMaggio?
1.25sYes.
2.87sIt seems they've started letting ethnics into the big leagues.
1.75sOh, look! It's Kathy!
1.53sHow are things in Personnel?
1.47sExcellent.
1.22s
1.78sI need money for Christmas.
3.24sCan I get anything for this Joe DiMaggio baseball card?
1.5sIt's kind of old.
6.46sI'm sorry. But I'm afraid your card is only worth everything I've got! Everything!
1.48sTake it!
1.38sOh, no!
3.27sI've smudged it with nacho fingers. I must deftly lick it off.
1.45s
2.37s
0.17sDeftly...
1.38sThank you!
0.53s
1.92sFreak.
2.37sTV ANNOUNCER: And now we return to the 1986 holiday classic,
2.44sChristmas with the California Prunes.
2.24s(PLAYING JAZZY TUNE)